Oli Sykes is so fucking awkward

In case you don’t know who that is, it’s the lead singer of the world’s number #1 sceney metalcore band, Bring Me The Horizon. He also happens to be quite the heartthrob, apparently.

How this came to be, I don’t know, since he is literally the most awkward looking human being I have ever seen - seen here looking like the douchebag son of Mick Mars.

Now, I admit it, I suppose that being a male I could be easily mistaken about the various attractiveness levels of…umm…other men. But this isn’t about his “hotness”, it’s about his awkwardness - because I can definitely understand why all the scene teens (my sister included) fawn all over him, seeing as he too barely looks old enough to have a learner’s permit.

Here we see him with yet another guy who looks like he would get carded for Pop Rocks:

Now here’s where I’m wondering if my readers are going through the same thing as I am. Have you ever looked at something and it just doesn’t make sense? You know it’s real, but for some reason your eyes go “wat” - like seeing a really short guy with a really tall girl, or a really short fat girl with a really tall skinny guy.

These examples are pure shit, however, when compared to the “Oli Sykes Visual Paradox”:

“I know that he looks like he’s 12, but he’s covered in tattoos! DOES NOT COMPUTER.”

If it weren’t for the fact that the retard covered his whole body in tattoos (at the age of 22 no less - and look up older pics of him, he’s had 0 skin real estate since he was NINETEEN), I wouldn’t even think he was old enough to buy cigarettes.

This all coming from someone who regularly gets carded for those very same cigarettes, mind you.

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“Now I will take my leave!

I live here, so I won’t actually be going anywhere, but you don’t have to talk to me anymore!”

- TJ

I'm TJ, Wanna Be My Friend?

Oli Sykes is so fucking awkward