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22nd January 2012

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One Day I’ll Tell This Story On Stage

2 Days after Xmas, my 17 year old sister ran away from home, to go be with a 27 year old in California, with whom she had apparently started a relationship online.

And, you know, the thing about it is…it’s just so…SAD, to think about…how disappointed that guy musta been when he saw what she looked like in real life.

Like, I wonder how bummed he was when he realized that it takes five photo filters or a bad webcam for her to look like anything but a 12 year old with boobs. I’ve been burned that way myself, and my sister definitely employs both of those…techniques.

I’m also curious if that fact made this guy think “Oh, SHIT, I didn’t think she’d look THAT young - now even *I* feel creepy.”

(Yeah, I know; that didn’t happen.)