I will post stuff.
From these things,
you will decide:
DO YOU
WANNA BE
TJ'S FRIEND?!
Mad Men Follow-up
I felt so sexist over calling a pregnant character fat on Twitter that I really wanted to point out that this issue isn’t just extended to the men on the show. Case in point: Betty Draper, played by the lovely (read: HOT) and talented January jones…
…Wow. *shakes it off*
This woman, would, apparently, rather cheat with THIS guy…
Than only sex her husband, Don Draper.
Don Draper, AKA Jon Hamm… you know - THE most handsome guy in the world.
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE MINDS OF THESE PEOPLE
- TJ
PS: To be fair, Don does cheat on HER, so she does deserve to have an affair. And also in the interest of being fair, it IS a pretty tall order to find someone MORE attractive than Don Draper to cheat with. But come on - OLD GUY? Booooo. Boo FOREVER!
What the fucking fuck, seriously.
I’m watching Mad Men. It’s pretty good. However, there’s one main issue. The men in this show, all have mistresses, that are UGLIER THAN THEIR WIVES. I know, I know -
“It’s all personal opinion, TJ.” No, it isn’t - fuck you. Want proof? Here’s the most damning evidence:
Apparently, Peter Campbell would rather have sex with HER…
than…um…Alison Brie.
AKA Annie from Community. AKA The hottest Jew on the planet. Who plays his wife, who … yells at him, OCCASIONALLY … yeahhh …
Fuck you, Mad Men.
- TJ
Things That Are Bad Suck :(((
The boy you punched in the hall today…committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today…she’s a virgin. The boy you called lame…he has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day…she’s already being abused at home. That girl you called fat…she’s starving herself. The old man you made fun of, because of his ugly scars…he fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying…his mother is dying.
…On the other hand. sometimes people just suck ass, and making fun of them is totally fine. Like a dude who would make fun of scars, or push down a girl (???) - that dude is a dick; let’s punch HIM, and then laugh when HE gets scars, because they won’t be nearly as badass as the old guy’s war scars.
But how on earth are you supposed to know that the reason that kid is crying is because his mom is dying? Does that mean if he’s crying over dropping his sandwich on the ground, it’s totally ok? (Answer: Yes.) If a girl is a virgin, wtf could she possibly be doing to earn someone calling her a slut? And more importantly, when it comes to issues of self-esteem - which this chain status is clearly trying to promote - if she IS a virgin, why the hell does she give a shit if someone calls her a slut, when the literal opposite is true? What if that dude IS just totally lame, and what he does at night has NOTHING to do with the fact that he’s a real life version of Napoleon Dynamite?
And if she’s starving herself, HOW IS SHE STILL FAT?!
THESE ARE QUESTIONS.
- TJ
PS: I think the most important part of this chain status is the fact that it’s trying to put a positive message out there. Fortunately for them, not only have I discovered what they were trying to say, but I have also distilled it into one simple, two-phrase PSA - without cutting out ANY of the heavy-handedness. Enjoy.
I hope you enjoy my future endeavors as well! I’m attacking ALL the big issues:
- Rape - “DON’T RAPE”,
- Homophobia - ”WE’LL COME BACK AND TRY AGAIN ONCE YOU HAVE A GAY SON”
- Racism - “HERE’S SOME SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW; IF YOU DON’T, A 30 SECOND SPOT ISN’T GOING TO HELP”
One Day I’ll Tell This Story On Stage
2 Days after Xmas, my 17 year old sister ran away from home, to go be with a 27 year old in California, with whom she had apparently started a relationship online.
And, you know, the thing about it is…it’s just so…SAD, to think about…how disappointed that guy musta been when he saw what she looked like in real life.
Like, I wonder how bummed he was when he realized that it takes five photo filters or a bad webcam for her to look like anything but a 12 year old with boobs. I’ve been burned that way myself, and my sister definitely employs both of those…techniques.
I’m also curious if that fact made this guy think “Oh, SHIT, I didn’t think she’d look THAT young - now even *I* feel creepy.”
(Yeah, I know; that didn’t happen.)
“A new survey reveals 57% of Americans are reporting they plan to reduce their debt in 2012 and 50% plan to save more.”
In other news, 84% of those surveyed on New Year’s Day said they’re “totally gonna quit smoking,” while 97% reportedly state that they’re “never drinking again, dude.”
TJ’s back
I’m gonna start posting on my Tumblr again. I’m also going to stop using it as a place to bitch about loneliness.
Not being an old virgin anymore really helps.
Instead, I’m going to use Tumblr for what it was meant for - pictures of adorable animals
I can’t wait to have a pug again :D
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