I will post stuff.
From these things,
you will decide:
DO YOU
WANNA BE
TJ'S FRIEND?!
One Day I’ll Tell This Story On Stage
2 Days after Xmas, my 17 year old sister ran away from home, to go be with a 27 year old in California, with whom she had apparently started a relationship online.
And, you know, the thing about it is…it’s just so…SAD, to think about…how disappointed that guy musta been when he saw what she looked like in real life.
Like, I wonder how bummed he was when he realized that it takes five photo filters or a bad webcam for her to look like anything but a 12 year old with boobs. I’ve been burned that way myself, and my sister definitely employs both of those…techniques.
I’m also curious if that fact made this guy think “Oh, SHIT, I didn’t think she’d look THAT young - now even *I* feel creepy.”
(Yeah, I know; that didn’t happen.)
“A new survey reveals 57% of Americans are reporting they plan to reduce their debt in 2012 and 50% plan to save more.”
In other news, 84% of those surveyed on New Year’s Day said they’re “totally gonna quit smoking,” while 97% reportedly state that they’re “never drinking again, dude.”
TJ’s back
I’m gonna start posting on my Tumblr again. I’m also going to stop using it as a place to bitch about loneliness.
Not being an old virgin anymore really helps.
Instead, I’m going to use Tumblr for what it was meant for - pictures of adorable animals
I can’t wait to have a pug again :D
A Fuck Yes Kinda Weekend
sometimes you just love kicking ass
“If only my priest could wear leather, then he’d be a true discipline daddy”
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Name withheld due to potential embarrassment
: (1:24:16 AM) so
: (1:24:19 AM) a few hours ago
: (1:24:24 AM) im watching porn
: (1:24:32 AM) and the guys making small talk with the girl and shit
: (1:24:41 AM) and he goes “oh whens the first time you sucked a dick”
: (1:24:49 AM) and she goes “when i was 8”
: (1:24:54 AM) and then i lost my boner
: (1:24:55 AM) the end
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]New Horse The Band is some next level shit.
Hey look at me i can operate a vehicle
Vroom vroom, motherfucker
maybe they were made for each other
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